Happy Holidays You Bastard Lyrics

It's Christmas Eve
And I've only wrapped 2 fucking presents
It's Christmas Eve
And I've only wrapped 2 fucking presentsAnd I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you againUnless your dad'll suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mum will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you againIt's Labor day and my grandpa just ate
7 fucking hot dogs
Labor day and my grandpa just ate
7 fucking hot dogsAnd he shit, shit, shit his pants
He's always fucking shit his pants
And I'll never talk to you againUnless your dad'll suck me off
I'll never talk to you again

Unless your mum will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again