Happy Slap

I'd have a happy slap

I'd have a heart attack

I'd have a happy slap, a heart attack, a poison slap with a cataract and a swollen sack and a broken back with a guaranteed of no money back

and if i twitch then know that i love you

and if i twitch then know that i care

I'd make a move to proove

I'd make a foolish move

I'd make a move to proove my love for you... er can't make out the next bit!

and if i twitch then know that i love you

and if i twitch then know that i care

I'd prove my love for you

I'd prove my love for you

i would if you would

i would if you would

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Lyrics submitted by mostyn green.