Happy Slap Lyrics

I'd have a happy slap
I'd have a heart attack
I'd have a happy slap, a heart attack, a poison slap with a cataract and a swollen sack and a broken back with a guaranteed of no money back
and if i twitch then know that i love you
and if i twitch then know that i care
I'd make a move to proove
I'd make a foolish move
I'd make a move to proove my love for you... er can't make out the next bit!
and if i twitch then know that i love you
and if i twitch then know that i care
I'd prove my love for you
I'd prove my love for you

i would if you would
i would if you would
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Lyrics submitted by mostyn green.