Tragedy goes away
Hate-filled rage
Takes the stage
But you’re neutered in the night
Blinded by your might
Irony in spite
Sarcastic delight
Live to die on-stage
Driven by the rage
Hating your own face
Comedic disgrace
Hatredy
Hatredy
Stand before the jury
Die in flames of fury
Comedy is death
Stand before the spotlight
Laughter is a deathright
Crash and burn in horror
Make them squirm
Want to leave
After they
Buy their drinks
I hate this audience
Regardless of applaudience
Love to take you away
Burn you in miles of hate
I hate the talent here
So dull and so full of fear
I'll beat you all to the punch
With an axe and a hack to the guts
I'll take the microphone stand
Run it through your neck
Cut off both your hands
Is this thing even fucking on?
Are you fucking deaf
Or just too scared to run
Please take my wife
Please take my wife
Then I'll take your life
Then I'll fuck your wife
Just a fucking joke
No it's kinda not
There's a little truth
In every single shot
Fueled by hate
Await your fate
Your time has come
To die on stage
It's funny
Because it's not
It's funny
Because it's not
It's funny
Because it's not
It's funny
Because it's not
Because it's not
Because it's not
Fueled by hate
Await your fate
Your time has come
To die on stage
Fueled by hate
Fueled by hate
Your time has come
To die on stage
DIE
DIE
DIE