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Geek: ...economics, I love economics...Bully: HEY over there! Where do you think you're going?Geek: I'm gonna go home!Bully: Thought you were gonna get out of school without talking to me first?
Geek: School's over. I wanna go--Bully: I got some recollections I want to share with you.Geek: Oh, recollections on what?Bully: Let me think back on how many of your family members'
CUNTS I've licked today!Geek: Oh, how offensive!Bully: Let's see, your SISTER...Geek: Oh!Bully: ...your MOTHER...Geek: Not my mother!Bully: ...Your GRANDMOTHER...Geek: My grandmother?Bully: I dug up your GREAT GRANDMOTHER...Geek: Oh, you wouldn't!Bully: Her cunt tasted like SKELETONS!Geek: Oh, that's gross!Bully: HAHAHAHAHAGeek: HEY! How do you feel about THIS!?Bully: Oh my God! Aah!Geek: I bought this gun at lunch!!Bully Oh my God!Geek: And now I am pointing it right at your face!!I'm tired of the way you've been treating me!!And I'm not gonna take it anymore!!Bully: Please! Please! I...I...looking at your gun,
I...I'm rethinking all of my bullyism...and I...uh...
I just think if I were to get a second chance...
Geek: You can't get a second chance!! You are way too mean,
and therefore, you deserve to get capped!!
I am pulling back the...
thing that you pull back before you fire the gun!!Bully: The hammer?Geek: NOW I AM PULLING THE TRIGGER!!Bully: OH MY GOD!
YOU PULLED THE TRIGGER ON THE GUN AND THE BULLET'S
FLYING OUT OF THE GUN AT LIGHTNING SPEED! AAH!
OW! IT HIT ME IN THE HEAD!Geek: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, BULLY!? HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT!?Bully: AAH! OW! I'm dying...dying.Geek: Wait a minute, what have I done? (cries)
I'm sorry...who will I talk to now? What have I done...
what have I done?

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Dethklok is both a virtual band featured in the Adult Swim animated program Metalocalypse, as well as a real band created in 2006 to perform the band's melodic death metal music in live shows. Both bands were created by Brendon Small and Tommy Blacha. The music heard on Metalocalypse is performed by Brendon Small, with others as needed.

In the Metalocalypse series, Dethklok is depicted as an extremely popular and successful death metal band. The band's fan base includes billions of metal fanatics, who frequently endanger themselves to watch the band perform live. With their widespread commercial success and lucrative sponsorship contracts, Dethklok is ranked as the world's seventh largest economy by the end of the second season.

The members of Dethklok are often portrayed as incompetent at almost everything not related to their profession. The band struggles to perform everyday tasks, including shopping for groceries, preparing food, and maintaining proper social relationships. They are often assisted by their manager and lawyer, Charles Foster Ofdensen, who frequently attempts to prevent the band from making poor decisions. The band's actions and uncanny misfortune have caught the attention of an Illuminati-style council, known as The Tribunal. The Tribunal is portrayed as Dethklok's antagonist throughout the series, and secretly monitors their actions in almost every episode. They describe Dethklok as the "world's greatest cultural force." The leader of The Tribunal (Mr. Selatcia), however, frequently instructs the other members to allow Dethklok to do as they will.

The on show members of Dethklok are:
Nathan Explosion - Vocals
Skwisgaar Skwigelf - Lead Guitar
Toki Wartooth - Rhythm Guitar
William Murderface - Bass
Pickles - The Drummer

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