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Alright
Word to my granny and my daddy and my mother
Give me a sec
No one said having kids is easyAlright kids, settle down
Run into the other room
Daddy needs a couple minutes
No more comin' the booth
Shit it's hard to raise kids, sorry, shouldn't swear
Well, not around the youngins'
They'll repeat what they hear
How come ever since I had kids life switched up
Now I gotta watch over my shoulder when I twist up
I can't even smoke in my own house, it's tough
I'm trying to stay positive but sometimes kids suck
I'm trying to get 'em on a schedule
Come on, eat your vegetables don't throw them on the floor please
I need a break and the wife need a date
But we fall asleep at eight reading bed time stories

I should be going out, supposed to be a rap star
Instead I'm home, watching Frozen and Madagascar
Cars or Babar, some other crap I don't really want to watch
My whole social life is falling off
Thanks kids
What? I ain't bought enough for you?
You want to cry for something new, here's a handkerchief
And if you keep it up, don't think I won't spank a kid
I don't know if I can handle this
Man I was living the dream
Then I woke up, up, up
I heard the baby crying in the other room
Screaming and cryin'
I'm tryna sleep
Then I woke up, up
I'm at my whits end, about to loose it
If it ain't one thing, it's a motherfucking nother
Word to my granny and my daddy and my mother
If it ain't one thing, it's a motherfucking nother
Word to my granny and my daddy and my mother
Daddy and my mother
Daddy and my mother
Never said having kids was easy
Word to my daddy and my mother
My daddy and my mother
Man, I'm trying to stay confident
But I think I'm finally loosing it
Lord please help me, I'm praying to the crucifix
Weed makes me calm but gotta smoke outdoors
And can't watch porn on my home computer no more
Cause pop-ups will pop-up, and I ain't havin' that
Used to have patience with kids
Now I'm lackin' that
No, no more questions I thought I made this shit clear
Kids were not there yet, we'll be there when we get there
Now sit down
These kids always diss me
I bought a couch last week, they wrecked a couch week this week
Takin' home for dinner because they say they're hungry
Barely eat a thing, what a fucking waste of money
Sorry I'm still cursing, look what they makin' of me
I want the last slice
They always take it from me
So it's all about them now yeah, not about me
"daddy are you dying?"
No I'm not, now get out please
I'm tryin' to work so I can pay for that shirt you're growing out of
Baby that's my motive
I take the good with the bad
That's what change will bring
It's tough to being a good dad but wouldn't change a thing
My life's a dreamThen I woke up, up, up
I heard the baby crying in the other room
Screaming and cryin'
So I got up I can't leave her in the other room
Screaming and cryin'
I'm at my whits end, about to loose it
If it ain't one thing, it's a motherfucking nother
Word to my granny and my daddy and my mother
If it ain't one thing, it's a motherfucking nother
Word to my granny and my daddy and my mother
Daddy and my mother
Daddy and my mother
Never said having kids was easy
Word to my daddy and my mother
My daddy and my mother
Never said having kids was easyI'm just playing
I love my kids, I just need some sleep though
It's pretty bad when you got to go on tour to get sleep
It's not even just my kids man, it's my boys kids
I never to get to hangout with my friends anymore
Let your parents come outI can't watch what I want to watch on TV
Can't play any of my old rap CD's
And every movie that we watch is PG
Never said having kids was easy
Never said having kids was easy
Never said having kids was easy
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Classified attended Hants East Rural High in Milford, Nova Scotia. He started his own production label, Half Life Records, and released his first full length LP called Time's Up, Kid in 1995.[1] After years of working on music and sorting through label contracts, Classified produced, recorded and released his ninth album, Trial & Error, and signed a nationwide distribution deal with Toronto-based, URBNET Records. Containing collaborations with up-and-coming Canadian artists like Eternia and DL Incognito, as well as Canadian rap veteran, Maestro, the album was one of the highest selling independent rap albums in Canada in 2004.
In addition to the release of Trial & Error, 2003 and 2004 were busy and evolutionary years for Classified. With the continuous support of VideoFACT, he was able to release two additional music videos for the singles "Just the Way It Is" and "Unexpected". Classified also continued to master his production skills and joined forces with some of Canada's most prominent emcees, including Choclair and Maestro Fresh Wes.[2] He also teamed up with Shady Records recording artist, Royce Da 5'9"[2] and opened for Ludacris, Snoop dogg, Busta Rhymes, The Game, Nelly, MC Grizzly, Captain Capota, Nas, The Black Eyed Peas and Black Moon.
Classified's tenth album, Boy-Cott-In the Industry, was a high point in his career. The album includes guest appearances by Choclair, Royce Da 5'9", Jay Bizzy, J-Bru, A-Wall, Spesh K, and Mic Boyd (Classified's younger brother and fellow MC). He has said he enjoys doing music with other people: "It keeps things exciting and there are tons of talented people in Halifax so you make connections 'cause it's not a huge scene."[3] The album reached #46 on SoundScan's Canadian R&B/Hip-Hop albums chart. The singles "The Maritimes", "5th Element", "No Mistakes", and "Find Out", which is the lead single of his 11th studio album, Hitch Hikin' Music, were all Top 20 hits on MuchMusic and MTV Canada that year. The music video for "No Mistakes" won him an MMVA for MuchVibe Best Rap Video. Boy-Cott-In the Industry also earned Classified a Juno Award nomination for Rap Recording of the Year in 2006.[4]
Riding high off of Boy-Cott-In the Industry, Classified released his eleventh album Hitch Hikin' Music. Produced like previous albums by Classified himself, it is arguably some of Classified's finest work. On "Fall From Paradise", Classified reflects on the difficulty of staying fresh and on top. In the hip-hop meets classic rock song "All About U", featuring singer Chad Hatcher, Classified shows the extent of his growth from his early releases. In "Hip Hop Star", he eschews the current bling-bling culture of popular hip hop to remind people that life is not about trying to impress others. The rest of the album includes guest appearances by Jay Bizzy, Mic Boyd, Jordan Croucher, Preacher K, White Mic and more. Four singles have been released off the album: "Find Out" (which won the 2007 East Coast Music Award for Best Rap/Hip-Hop Single),[5] "Feelin' Fine Remix", "All About U", and "Hard to Be Hip Hop". Hitch Hikin' Music also received a Juno Award nomination for Rap Recording of the Year in 2007.
Classified enlisted the help of fellow Nova Scotia native Joel Roy to beatbox during some of his songs. The actual singles that Roy beatboxed for are unknown but it is believed that he can be heard in the single "The Maritimes".
In early 2009, the hit single "Anybody Listening" brought Classified to mainstream success as it peaked at #52 on the Canadian Hot 100 and the music video received heavy rotation on MuchMusic. Classified's thirteenth studio album, Self Explanatory[6] received highly positive reviews from the critics and debuted on the Canadian Albums Chart at #25 making it Classified's first album on that chart. At the 2009 MuchMusic Video Awards on May 21, 2009, Classified won the MuchVibe "Best Hip-Hop Video of the Year" award for "Anybody Listening" directed by Harv Glazer and produced by Robert Wilson of TwoThreeFiveFilms.[7] Off Self Explanatory, Classified would enjoy more mainstream success in early 2010 with another hit single, "Oh...Canada" peaking at #14 on the Canadian Hot 100 and was certified platinum in digital downloads by the CRIA.[8] Also in early 2010, Classified received three Juno Award nominations, which was for Rap Recording of the Year, Single of the Year, and Video of the Year.[9] In early 2011, "Oh...Canada" received a Juno nomination for "Single of the Year".
On March 22, 2011, Classified released his fourteenth album, though it was only his second major studio album, Handshakes and Middle Fingers. The first single off the album, "That Ain't Classy" reached #45 on the Canadian Hot 100. The album debuted at #7 on the Canadian Albums Chart, making it his highest charting album to date.



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