Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (A Letter From Camp) Lyrics

Hello Muddah, hello Faddah
Here I am at Camp Grenada
Camp is very entertaining
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops rainingI went hiking with Joe Spivey
He developed poison ivy
You remember Leonard Skinner
He got Ptomaine poisoning last night after dinnerAll the counsellors hate the waiters
And the lake has alligators
And the head coach wants no sissies
So he reads to us from something called UlyssesNow I don't want this should scare ya'
But my bunkmate has Malaria
You remember Jeffery Hardy
They're about to organize a searching partyTake me home, oh Muddah, Faddah
Take me home, I hate Grenada
Don't leave me out in the forest where
I might get eaten by a bearTake me home, I promise I will
Not make noise, or mess the house with
Other boys, oh please don't make me stay

I've been here one whole dayDearest Fadduh, Darling Muddah
How's my precious little bruddah
Let me come home if you miss me
I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss meWait a minute, it's stopped hailing
Guys are swimming, guys are sailing
Playing baseball, gee that's bettah
Muddah, Faddah kindly disregard this letter
Songwriters
ALLAN SHERMAN, LOU BUSCHPublished by
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