Hey Mario - Patent Pending
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Hey Mario Lyrics
I know you think you love her, but dude it's such a bummer how you chase
That girl around
You've been fighting all her battles, if she's really worth the hassle
You'd be living in the castle by now
And it makes me sick how you break these bricks for a girl who barely knows
You exist
Now you're tripping on mushrooms just for fun, dude...
I think you've got a problemMario get your together bro
You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives
Just let her go (go go) Mario, you're a next level bro
And she's a jump too short when the clock is running lowHey Mario! Get your together
Hey Mario! Or you'll chase this foreverWarp zone, friend zone, high score, no more stalking this chick in a
Koopa-Troopa town
Live life easy like Luigi, ain't never let a Ho get him down
Let Koopa keep her bro, grab a flower and go, we'll jump the flag pole and
Light up the night
Hit rainbow road with Toad, we spinning them tires...
And spitting hot fireMario get your together bro
You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives
Just let her go (go go) Mario, you're a next level bro
But the Peach been cheating and you know I ain't talking codeYou're a plumber, a doctor, a race car driver
An athlete, a spaceman, a "Super Smash" survivor
You've got coins like mad, get a bachelor pad, down in cocoa beach, where
The hunnies at
Yeah! Get up, get up, get off the floor
She's not the one worth dying forMario get your together bro
You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives
Just let her go (go go) Mario, you're a next level bro
And she's a jump too short when the clock is running lowHey Mario! Get your together bro
You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives
Just let her go (go go) Mario, you're a next level bro
But the Peach been cheating and you know I ain't talking codeHey Mario! Get your together
Hey Mario! Or you'll chase this forever
Song Discussions is protected by U.S. Patent 9401941. Other patents pending.
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