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Hoodie Ninja

I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja

I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja

I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja

I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja

I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja

I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja

I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja

I'm a hoodie ninja

Got my ninja bag AKA a pillow case

Filled with nacho flavored combos, a flashlight, and masking tape

We got hoodies and some goodies, we got tools and also talent

Fisher Splinter stealth and some Barnum and Bailey balance

Katanas and shurikens so lets hurry across the yard

If there's dobermans jump over them it shouldn't be that hard

The objective is reconnaissance the subject is a hottie

Redhead from my homeroom with a bad ass little body

Hella dope telescope from little bros pirate phase

She's about to change for bed we gotta get there right away

I can't make out so I stake out take a doughnut make it glazed

I climb the tree and finally I feast upon her frame

She's rockin cotton panties, Sanrio so it seems

She's strechen and profechen, she's the cutie of my dreams

Lose the T, they're two B's. Yes I know her cup size

IMAX in my spy glass while my balls get bug bites. (OUCH!)

I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja

You're off guard ninja stars now you're injured

Tough luck num chucks break your fingers

Gotta bolt cause I don't wanna linger

I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja

You're off guard ninja star now you're injured

Tough luck num chucks break your fingers

Gotta bolt cause I don't wanna linger

Got my ninja getup it's a Fett's Vette sweatshirt

Rockin awesome drawstrings tied so tight that my head hurts

Stolen black slacks that are supposed to be for church

Stuff the cuffs into my Chucks now I'm a ninja thanks to merch

I gotta kajanowa that's a grappling apparatus

Empanadas from my mama her burritos are the baddest

Lets eat 'em in the shed where my father keeps his porn

and I'll explain the mission its bitchin' word is born

Gym coach is a Nazi always got me runnin laps

I know he doesn't like me you should hear his frightening laughs

Can't put up with the push-ups and the crunches got me cranky

So we're gonna drop a dookie on the driveway like I'm Banksy[?]

Yo you keep a look out while I drop my Fruit of Looms

And build myself a built to scale model of Mt. Doom

We hear the garage door motors and we motor mad fast

Drop a deuce into my shoes now I'm runnin crap last

I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja

I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja

I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja

I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja

I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja

I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja

I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja

I'm a hoodie ninja

I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja

You're off guard ninja star now you're injured

Tough luck nun chuck break your fingers

Gotta bolt cause I don't wanna linger

I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja

You're off guard ninja star now you're injured

Tough luck nun chuck break your finger

Gotta bolt cause I don't wanna linger

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Lyrics submitted by Michael.

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