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Hooker with a Penis Lyrics
I
Met a boy
Wearing Vans
501s
And a dope
Beasties tee
Nipple rings
New tattoos that claimed that he
Was OGT
Back from '92
On the first EP
And in between
Sips of Coke
He told me that
He thought we
Were sellin' out
Layin' down
Suckin' up
To the man
Well now I've got some
Advice for you, little buddy
Before you point your finger
You should know that I'm the man
I'm the man
And you're the man
And he's the man as well
So you can point that fuckin' finger up your ass!All you know about me is what I've sold you
Dumb fuck
I sold out long before you ever even heard my name
I sold my soul to make a record
Dip shit
And then... you... bought... one!
I've got some
Advice for you, little buddy
Before you point your finger
You should know that I'm the man
If I'm the fuckin' man
Then you're the fuckin' man as well
So you can point that fuckin' finger up your ass!All you know about me is what I've sold you
Dumb fuck
I sold out long before you ever even heard my name
I sold my soul to make a record
Dip shit
And then... you... bought... one!All you
Read and
Wear and
See and
Hear on
TV
Is a
Product
Begging
For your
Fatass
Dirty
DollarShut up and...Buy, buy, buy
My new record
Buy, buy, buy
Send more money
Fuck you, buddy
Fuck you, buddy
Fuck you, buddy
Fuck you, buddy
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