Hot Girls Make Guys Do Really Stupid Things Lyrics

They burned down Troy to get you back!
Young thing, beauty queen, baby got back
They burned down Troy to get you back!
Young thing, beauty queen, baby got backSince the dawn of time it's always been true
Hot girls, guys will do anything for you
It's not misogyny because men are dumb
Unfortunately, we always succumb
(Hey!)
Harris met this girl on his trip to Sparta
And gave her more power than the Magna Carta
36-24-36C
Helen of Troy rockin' size double D
He said "Hey baby, let's flee to Troy
I'll be your boy toy, forget the hoy paloy
So you're married to a king that runs ancient Greece
That doesn't scare me!" And they sailed northeast
Said "Love conquers all!" her husband said "Conquer this!"
Demolishing Troy with a thousand angry ships (Oohh)

Loves a battlefield, so Paris got iced
Helen married his brother, and that's not very nice!Hot girls will make guys do really stupid things
Hot girls will make guys do really stupid things
Hot girls will make guys do really stupid really stupid
Girls will make guys do really stupid things
(Some call it fate, while some call it whack
But girls own guys and that's a fact
Some call it fate, while some call it whack
But girls own guys and that's a fact)There was lady MacBeth, beautiful red hair
Who pushed her man to be a king and millionaire
He said "I'm a thane, there is none higher!"
She said "Become king and they'll call you sire!"
The murder rampage, his wife inspired
And he didn't stop killing 'till he retired!
Remember John Hinckley Junior? (He fell for Jodie Foster)
In 1980 he tried to join the roster
Of Lee Harvey Oswald, and John Wilks Booth
Stepping up to bat like (Who?) Babe Ruth
To win Jodie's heart with sweet innovation
Attempting presidential public assassination
Busting caps at Ronald Reagan, like he was 50 Cent
Like "Look Jodie I love you!" His romantic intent
But Reagan Survived and they locked Hinckley away
And Jodie wont return his calls to this very day!Hot girls will make guys do really stupid things
Hot girls will make guys do really stupid things
Hot girls will make guys do really stupid really stupid
Girls will make guys do really stupid things
(Some call it fate, while some call it whack
But girls own guys and that's a fact
Some call it fate, while some call it whack
But girls own guys and that's a fact)And I'll put it on the table, the ladies get me too
I fall for them at shows, but wait I'm not through
I knew this girl named Dana, who lived in Carmel Valley
Brunette with green eyes; a young Kristie Alley
We hung out over break, there was tension in the air
Then I went on tour (So what?) So there!
She called me in Seattle, then I called her back
She said "I can't wait to see you!" So how about that!
I drove down south to see her, feeling kinda good
If something good should happen, then I thought it would
But I got a flat tire, and then I got lost
I got stuck in traffic; I was breathing exhaust!
I showed up, we hung out, she showed me her dorm
She gave me a hug, welcoming and warm
She said "Stay the night, it's too late to drive back
Seeing as we're just friends" Okay.. what? Whack!And here's the worst part... I left my favorite shirt on her floor... Public Enemy, The Enemy Strikes Black. Jeez!Hot girls will make guys do really stupid things
Hot girls will make guys do really stupid things
Hot girls will make guys do really stupid really stupid
Girls will make guys do really stupid things
Hot girls will make guys do really stupid things
Hot girls will make guys do really stupid things
Hot girls will make guys do really stupid things
Hot girls will make guys do really stupid things!This song shows a lesson: When a guy usually does stupid things for a girl. Like, if you let her borrow your acoustic guitar you got when you were 12, and learned all these songs on, and then she didn't get it back to you, and then she went to college, and you didn't see her, and she didn't give the guitar back to you, because apparently she gave you something stupid... which was of equal value, but not really, because that guitar is really nice. It was made in Brazil, and it has nice nylon strings... That's what I'm talking about.