House of Fun Lyrics

Good morning Miss, can I help you son?
Sixteen today and up for fun
I'm a big boy now or so they say
So if you'll serve I'll be on my wayBox of balloons with the feather-light touch
Pack of party-poppers that pop in the night
A toothbrush and hairspray, plastic grin
Miss Clay on all corners has just walked inWelcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house ofNo no no Miss, you misunderstood
Sixteen big boy, full pint in my manhood
I'm up to date and the date's today
So if you'll serve I'll be on my wayWelcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way

Welcome to the house of funI'm sorry son but we don't stock
Party gimmicks in this shop
Try the house of fun, it's quicker if you run
This is a chemist's, not a joke shopParty hats, simple enough clear
Comprehend savvy understand, do you hear?
A pack of party hats with the colored tips
Too late, gorgon heard gossip
Well, hello Joe, hello Miss Clay
Many happy returns from the dayWelcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of funWelcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of funWelcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun