How Could She? Lyrics

Wilma Flintstone, Marcia Brady
Alice Kramden, Gladys Kravitz
Laverne and Shirley, JeannieMorticia Adams, Aunt Esther
Sweet Polly Purebread, Natasha
Mrs. MacGillicuddyHow could she?Ginger, Mary Anne, Mrs. Howell
Samantha Stevens, Lieutenant Uhura
Judy JetsonOlive Oyl, Ethel Mertz
Edith Bunker, Marilyn Munster
Rhoda, Penny RobinsonHow could she?
Why, why don't you love me anymore?
I said why
Why, why don't you love me anymore?Quite upset, angry, just plain annoyed
No recourse except for celluloid
In my heart, I know you are not real
Though in mind, suspect you still can feelWalt Disney or Hanna Barbera
Black or white, stunning technicolor
Warner Brothers and the A.A.P
I've become addicted to TVCrissy Snow, Catwoman

Creepella, Weezie Jefferson
Betty Rubble, little Cindy WhoPenelope Pitstop, Lois Lane
Vanna White, Wonder Woman
Elly May, Maude, WitchiepooHow could she?
Why, why, why don't you love me anymore?
I said why
Why, why don't you love me anymore
Why, why, why don't you love me anymore
I said why
Why, why don't you love me anymore