Huffin' Muggles Lyrics

They had my yarbles on a plate
Two sickos from I'm sure the Garden State
They know this big slut got no ka-ching
If she don't get loose she can't do a thingVoila, cough medicine to share
Do you know that foxy moron from the stairs?
Can you not curb your Schadenfreude and glee?
He's all woman as you twats can plainly seeEvery day there's a stray hot child in the city
Come to claim all the ways and the tastes of the witty and urbane
Take a seat on the john, let 'em take glamour pictures
In the heat, skunky fog, in the sequins it itches, SaloméDon't make a face...Ooo, chocolate dandy welterweights
And viper jive Victrola 78's
It's White Slave starring Maria Montez
Let's wow 'em, Herculisa
Oops... you dropped your fez
Every day there's a stray hot child in the city
Come to claim all the ways and the tastes of the witty and urbane
Over time little lamb you'll burn like a tyger
But for now Cleopatrick, the anvil is still forming youOh Huffin' Muggles

Huffin' Muggles yeah
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