I Am Right! - The Dictators

I Am Right! Lyrics

So tell me pretty baby
Are you still talking 'bout yourself?
You're such a non-conformist
Just like everybody elseAnd if you had a heart, tell me would you use it
And if you had a thought, I think you'd confuse it
And if you understood exactly what I'm saying
Would you have the common sense toKiss my ass
'Cause I am right
I am right, I am right
I am rightI'd like to take your ego and crush it into a little ball
And then I'd take my baseball bat
And knock it over the centerfield wall
'Cause if you had a soul, I think you would sell itAnd if you had a life, you'd serve your time in hell
Justice can be sweet, power is corrupting
So it would be my pleasure to have youKiss my ass
'Cause I am right
I am right, I am right
I am rightAnd if there was a god, I think she'd give her blessings

To every dirty deed, I would be confessing
So before I knock on heaven's door
Please grant my last request
Would you be so kind as toKiss my ass
'Cause I am right
I am right, I am right
I am right