I Got It from Agnes - Tom Lehrer

I Got It from Agnes Lyrics

I love my friends,
And they love me
We're just as close,
As we can be
And just because,
We really care
What ever we get
We share!
I got it from Agnes,
She got it from Jim
We all agree
It must have been Louise,
Who gave it to him
She got it from Harry
Who got it from Marie
And everybody knows that Marie

Got it from me!
Giles got it from Daphne,
She got it from Joan,
She picked it up in Ireland,
A-kissin' the Blarney Stone
Pierre gave it to Shiela,
Who must have brought it there
He got it from Francois and Jaques,
Aha!
Lucky Pierre!
Max got it from Edith,
Who gets it every spring
She got it from her daddy,
Who just gives her everything
She then gave to Daniel,
Whose spaniel has it now
Our dentist even got it and we still
Wondering "How?!"
But I got it from Agnes,
Or maybe it was Sue...
Or Mille,
Or Billie,
Or Gillie,
Or Willie
It doesn't matter who!
It might have been at the pub,
Or at the club,
Or in the loo
And if you will my friend,
Then I might...
Mind you,
I said "might"...
Give it to you!
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Lyrics submitted by Veronicka.