I Hate Coffee

I hate the way it smells, I hate the way it tastes

I'll take a pot of coffee, throw it in your face

Coffee shops suck shit, let's burn em to the ground

Meet a coffee fag and on his face I'll pound[Chorus:] I hate coffee [14x]Mrs Olsen I'll burn at the stake

Juan Valdez his sack I'll break

Coffee really sucks it fills me with such hate

The only thing thats worse is fucking coffeemate[Repeat Chorus]We're all anti-coffee soldiers

We'll drown those hippies in a pot of Folgers

Cappucino and espresso too

if you like coffee then I hate you[Repeat Chorus]