I Made The Bigg Times Now Lyrics

Thank you!
Appreciate it!
Git-are-Done! But it's good to be here, I tell you.
When I come in here this evening and see my name out front in magic marker, boy I tell you what. Daggone.
I made the big times now.
Haha.
Tears roll down my eyeballs.
I was wetter than a bus-load of fat woman on the way to see the Ricky Martin, I tell you what, I was...
A-ha-ha.
That's pretty happy right there, now.
Haha-ha. I don't care who you are, that's pretty funny right there, now.
That's right.I apologize for my outfit, I just come from a wedding.
I had to take my dad, he can't drive no more.
He's a gynecologist, and, uh, he's starting to get tunnel vision.
Haha, that's funny.
Haha.
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there, now.
That's funny right there.

That'd be a good job, gynecologist, now.
I'd be early for work every day at that job."Why you going to work it's three o'clock in the morning!"
"I know, I gotta get there."I used to date a girl that had one boob bigger than the other boob, and, uh, she got in a wet T-shirt contest, and, uh, come home with first and third place out there at the contest out there.
I tell you...
I tell you, I was so proud of my sister, I tell you what.
She's uh...she's a good girl, now, I tell you what.
I tell you what.
She felt a lump on her breast the other day, went to the doctor, and found out her wisdom boobs is coming in there.
Went out to take the pliers, pull them out, you know.
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