I Predict a Riot Lyrics

Watching the people get lairy
It's not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through town is quite scary
It's not very sensible eitherA friend of a friend he got beaten
He looked the wrong way at a policeman
Would never of happened to Smeaton
An old LeodensianI predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riotI tried to get to my taxi
The man in a tracksuit attacks me
He said that he saw it before me
And wants to get things a bit goryGirls scrabble round with no clothes on
To borrow a pound for a condom
If it wasn't for chip fat they'd be frozen
They're not very sensibleI predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot

I predict a riotAnd if there's anybody left in here
Who that doesn't want to be out thereWatching the people get lairy
It's not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through town is quite scary
It's not very sensibleI predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riotAnd if there's anybody left in here
Who that doesn't want to be out thereI predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot