I Think I'm Pregnant (feat. Garage Band) Lyrics

I think I'm pregnant, I think I'm pregnant
I feel fat and heavy,
and i hate my bodyI think I'm pregnant, I think I'm pregnant
I eat chocolate and strawberries,
I am sorry I can't help it!And all day I feel nauseous it's not pretty to see
Of course I'm getting bigger and bigger
I'm getting bigger and bigger
I'm getting bigger, and bigger!How, can I abort, all my fat, fat belly!
Tell me how can i abort
All my fat, fat bellyI think I'm pregnant, I think I'm pregnant
Though I haven't had sex, with nobody but my hands
since the past three monthsI think I'm pregnant, I think I'm pregnant
Though I take my pills everyday since I was 13And I've had a test, and it tells me I'm not,
And my friends look at me and all ask "SoKo what's happening?
You're getting bigger and bigger
You're getting bigger and bigger
You're getting bigggger! and bigger!"How can I abort, all my fat fat belly
Tell me how can I abort,

all my faaaat, faat bellyI think I'm pregnant, I think I'm pregnant
I am breeding something,
but i don't really know what it isI think I'm pregnant
I think I'm pregnant
But today I discovered that its not a baby, that I am expecting
Its just a big fart, stuck in my bellyAnd I might give birth to a little piece of fat
to a little piece of fat
to a little piece of fatand you will look like butter
and you will look like butter
and you will look like
look like
butterWelcome Mr. Butter!
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