Idiot Boyfriend Lyrics

Ooh
AhhI know what you want, I know what you need
But Im gonna screw it up, yeah
Cause Im an idiot
And Im your boyfriend, yes I amI'm gonna take you out
And leave my wallet at home
Then I'll use your cell phone, baby
Long distance and I'm your boyfriendBaby, I know I'm a man who's made mistakes
I still got some learnin' to do
I made out with your best friend the other day
And now we're best friends too
(Yeah yeah)I know what you want, I know what you need
But Im gonna screw it up, yeah
Cause Im an idiot
And Im your boyfriend, yes I amAnd I'm gonna get you a gift
But it's something I like too
I hope you like this norelco beard trimmer
With my name on it and I'm your boyfriendBa-ba-by

Da da daI'm gonna get real drunk and call my baby up
At 4 o'clock in the mor-hor-hor-hor-ning
Wake you up
I'm an idiotPick up the phone, c'mon
Let's get in my dads suv
Go over to my house, my crib, my pad?
Ill tell my mom to go to sleepThat way well have the living room
All to ourselves, you see
Put on some great DVDs that I picked up
How 'bout like, something like, 'The Matrix'I can turn my boom box up
And make the bass smack the side
Of my mom's couch yeahHey baby, you like fine cooking?
(Yeah)
'Cause you know what?
I got a Swanson dinner in the freezer
With your name on itCheck it out
Yeah
I got a permanent wave
I got a ogilvie home perm babyAnd I'll honk the horn
Can you honk the horn?
Can you honk the horn?
Can you honk the horn?
Lemme hear you honk itLemme hear ya say
Ah ah, ah ah
Lemme hear ya say
Ah ah ah, ah ah ahLemme hear ya say
Uh uh uh , oh yeah