If had another me,
Think of all the wonderful things us two could do as we.
Like a perfectly matched arm wrestling match that ends with us falling asleep.
I'd hang out with him just to see how annoying I could be,
Or look at parts of my body that I've never really seen.
If I had another me,
If us had another we,
There's no doubt that our lives would be
at least two times more amazing.
But I'd probably start to hate the way his voice sounds over time,
And he'd likely use his DNA to frame me for a crime.
Maybe having another me isn't as all Id thought it'd be.
I think I'll eventually have to murder me.
There can only be one me.
There shouldn't be another we.
Oh, I would dismember me
and bury me under a tree
If I had another me.
Lyrics Submitted by Mark Herrison