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Epic Rap Battle: Nerd vs. Geek - Rhett and Link



     
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Hold on a second,
Let me tweet this infographic I made,
That illustrates the fact you'll never get to procreate!(Nerd)
I just haven't met a woman
Of a high enough caliber.
The only dates you have
Are on your go-go-google calendar.(Geek)
You're losing this battle,
Your foam sword won't help.
In the future you'll randomly access this memory
And crap yourself.(Nerd)
Did I mention I built a dancing robot?(Robot)
No one gives a Shatner about your skinny jeans,
Do you even know what URL means?(Geek)
You don't know what you're Tolkien about
soo-no-lo-la-leetrid oo-goh dee-ah-troh we-ah-nella trah-le-hama meh tho ohhc(Both)
You know,
You are a classic example of the inverse ratio
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Epic Rap Battle: Nerd vs. Geek Lyrics


Advisory - the following lyrics contain explicit language:
(Spoken)
(Geek)
What do you think you're doing nerd?
(Nerd)
Did you just call me a nerd, geek?
(Geek)
Yeah, nerd.(Nerd)
Yes I am a nerd,
Bookworm, I'm studious.
From my cerebral cortex to my gluteus.

Back in kindergarten I aced my college entrance exam.
Now, I'm no rocket scientist.
Oh wait, I am.
When I pour my Alpha-bits, I get nothing my straight A's.
My retainer and headgear connect to a back brace.
I've got a pocket-protector protector protector.
I broke my glasses on purpose, so I could tape em together.
Run back to Reddit, and type stuff no one will see.
You're a geek that means you're just a hipster wannabe.(Geek)
That's right I'm a geek,
I've got brains and a personality.
I wear my glasses sincerely,
And my t-shirt ironically.
There are some things you can't learn in a class,
Or else I'd sign you up for 'Intro to How not to Be a Social Outcast'.
You're just so early 2013,
I was the cool form of uncool before uncool became a thing.
I use an app to pair pork with the perfect Bordeaux,
Too bad there's no app to neutralize your B.O.
While you're lost in Second Life letting your fingernails grow long,
I'll be syncing up my iPhone, tablet, TV and your mom.(Nerd)
Sure grooming's not my thing,
But I don't care.
I look so good in chain mail that it's not Renaissance Faire.(Geek)
Doesn't LARP stand for Loser And Reject Party?
I'd rather cosplay with hotties than play fake army.
I tried Dungeons and Dragons once,
And I died, of boredom.
But I'll still kick your Assassin's Creed post-mortem.
Mario party's the only one you're getting invited to.
Your life is like Skyrim,
An endless quest of solitude.(Nerd)
Oooh you beat Angry Birds,
You're not a gamer cause you battle your friends with words.
You click on cute icons, I execute commands.
Do you really need a 'Genius' to teach you garage band?(Geek)
I landed the first ROFLCOPTER,
And took in orphans when I was 12,
Cause I'm an early adopter.
I can wear Google Glass without looking like a dweeb.
Ok, maybe not
But I can Yelp us some good pho to eat.(Nerd)
You need 16 gigs of RAM
To watch a Steve Jobs Doc?
I keep an actual ram in my PC, his name is Spock.(Geek)
I'm a new console
Your face is birth control
I troll Brony sites you look like an actual troll(Nerd)
I'm fluent in C++
[std:cout "You just suck! n";]
Can your iPhone autocorrect your dumb haircut?(Geek)
Hold on a second,
Let me tweet this infographic I made,
That illustrates the fact you'll never get to procreate!(Nerd)
I just haven't met a woman
Of a high enough caliber.
The only dates you have
Are on your go-go-google calendar.(Geek)
You're losing this battle,
Your foam sword won't help.
In the future you'll randomly access this memory
And crap yourself.(Nerd)
Did I mention I built a dancing robot?(Robot)
No one gives a Shatner about your skinny jeans,
Do you even know what URL means?(Geek)
You don't know what you're Tolkien about
soo-no-lo-la-leetrid oo-goh dee-ah-troh we-ah-nella trah-le-hama meh tho ohhc(Both)
You know,
You are a classic example of the inverse ratio
Between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain.

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Rhett & Link are the comedy duo consisting of life-long best friends, Rhett McLaughlin and Link Neal. They are best known for their internet videos and are self-proclaimed “Internetainers”. They have been featured on Conan, CNN, BBC, NPR, TV Guide, E! News, TMZ, The Jay Leno Show, Lopez Tonight, Last Call with Carson Daly, and Ellen.

In addition to their web presence, Rhett & Link are also musicians and filmmakers, and have worked in network television as hosts. They own and operate a video production company, Rhett & Link, Inc.

Rhett & Link met in 1984 in Buies Creek, North Carolina at their elementary school. The two became best friends and began producing content for release in 2000.

Internetainment
Rhett & Link have developed an international following through their collection of over 500 web videos. Their music videos, non-scripted reality videos, and sketches have been seen over 100 million times. Rhett & Link have also created original video series for NBC Universal and TV Guide Broadband.

Since January 2011, Rhett & Link produced Good Mythical Morning, a daily talk show. Originally starting out as Good Morning Chia Lincoln, the show features Rhett and Link discussing various topics. The show runs for a couple months before taking short breaks, usually around a month, and then returning with the next season.

In April 2013, Rhett & Link began their weekly half-hour program The Mythical Show, which ran for twelve episodes. The future of the show is currently unknown.

TV
Their show Rhett & Link: Commercial Kings debuted on IFC on June 24, 2011. Based on their hit web series iLoveLocalCommercials, this non-fiction comedy series follows their travels to small towns across America where they develop and produce commercials for local businesses using local talent.

In 2010, Rhett & Link produced and starred in a national television commercial for McDonalds and Coca-Cola, T-Shirt War 2.

In 2009, Rhett & Link served as musical correspondents for the Science Channel’s Brink. They wrote songs and made music videos for three episodes. Songs included the Space Junk Song, Robot Girlfriend, and Hello (the S.E.T.I. Song).

In the fall of 2007, Rhett & Link hosted a prime-time TV show on the CW called Online Nation. The half-hour show featured popular web videos, introduced by Rhett & Link, Stevie Ryan and Joy Leslie.

Film
Rhett & Link have completed two award-winning films, including a short film, One Man’s Trash, and a feature-length documentary, Looking for Ms. Locklear. Both films have screened at festivals across the country. Visit the films page for more information.

Brand Integration
Rhett & Link have created custom videos and series (click each brand for examples) for McDonalds and Coke, Dentyne Gum, Taco Bell, Alka-Seltzer, Starburst, and Hummer, as well as integrating smaller brands such as AJJ Cornhole and iRESQ. The Alka-Seltzer Great American Road Trip, done in partnership with Proximity, won the AdWeek Buzz Award in the online category for best online campaign of 2008. Rhett & Link are actively seeking to partner with agencies and brands to create high-quality branded content. For more information, visit the services page.

Music
Music is an important part of nearly everything Rhett & Link produce. The duo has written close to 100 original comedy songs and independently released 5 albums.

Many of Rhett & Link’s songs have been the source for wildly popular web music videos, like the Facebook Song, the Unicorn Rap, and the American Idol Theme Song, just to name a few.

External Links
http://rhettandlink.com
http://www.youtube.com/rhettandlink
https://www.youtube.com/rhettandlink2
http://www.twitter.com/rhettandlink
http://www.facebook.com/RhettAndLink
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