If I Had a Boat Lyrics

If I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we would all together
Go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my boatIf I were Roy Rogers
I'd sure enough be single
I couldn't bring myself to marrying old Dale
It'd just be me and trigger
We'd go riding through them movies
Then we'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail
And if I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean

Me upon my pony on my boatThe mystery masked man was smart
He got himself a Tonto
'Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free
But Tonto he was smarter
And one day said kemo sabe
Kiss my ass I bought a boat
I'm going out to sea
And if I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my boatAnd if I were like lightning
I wouldn't need no sneakers
I'd come and go whenever I would please
And I'd scare 'em by the shade tree
And I'd scare 'em by the light pole
But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the seaAnd if I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we would all together
Go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my boatJust me upon my pony on my boat
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