If I Had a Million Dollars Lyrics

If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, Id buy you a house
I would buy you a houseAnd if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Id buy you furniture for your house
Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottomanAnd if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, Id buy you a K-Car
A nice reliant automobile
And if I had a million dollars, Id buy your loveIf I had a million dollars
Id build a tree-fort in our yard
If I had a million dollars you could help
It wouldnt be that hardIf I had a million dollars
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge
In there somewhere
We could just go up there and hang outLike open the fridge and stuff
And thered all be foods laid out for us

Like little pre-wrapped sausages and thingsThey have pre-wrapped sausages
But they dont have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame them?
YeahIf I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, Id buy you a fur coat
But not a real fur coat, thats cruelAnd if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, Id buy you an exotic pet
Yep, like a llama or an emuAnd if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, Id buy you John Merricks remains
All them crazy elephant bones
And if I had a million dollars Id buy your loveIf I had a million dollars
We wouldnt have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
Wed take a Limousine cause it costs moreIf I had a million dollars
We wouldnt have to eat Kraft dinner
But we would eat Kraft dinnerOf course we would, wed just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
Thats right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchupsIf I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, Id buy you a green dress
But not a real green dress, thats cruelAnd if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, Id buy you some art
A Picasso or a GarfunkelIf I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, Id buy you a monkey
Havent you always wanted a monkey?
If I had a million dollars Id buy your loveIf I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Id be rich