If You Own the Washington Redskins You're a Cock Lyrics

If You Own the Washington Redskins You're a Cock LyricsI like sports
There are some things I force myself to miss
like I never met an athlete I like and hockey in Texas
when it comes to native American nickname teams
Even within the context of sports it's awful and meanand you'll go wah wah wah you're so PC
and i will say hey wait
my my my how have the table turns to be a fucking prick is a desirable traitWhile we're on the subject of changing team names there's no jazz in Utah
and few lakes in LA
just this once give me the benefit of the doubt
the bullets became the wizards to pilots get out
and you'll go wa wa wa you're so PC
and i will say hey wait
remind me again how it came to be
that being a stupid american is a desirable trait
wouldn't it be offensive if we cheered
"rah rah rah" we're the Carolina negroes with a beat box cheer and a big foam afro
the Minnesota Vikings became the New York kikes with dollar bills on their helmets
cause thats what they're like ya know

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