What do you get when you fall in love?
A girl with a pin to burst your bubble
That's what you get for all your troubleI'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love againWhat do you get when you kiss a girl?
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
After you do, she'll never phone ya'I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love againDon't tell me what it's all about
'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out
Out of the chains, the chains that bind you
And that is why I'm here to remind youWhat do you get when you fall in love?
Nothing but pain, lies and sorrow
So for at least until tomorrowI'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love againWhat do you get when you fall in love?
What do you get when you fall in love?
(I'll never fall in love)What do you get when you fall in love?
(I'll never fall in love)
What do you get when you fall in love?
(I'll never fall in love)What do you get when you fall in love?
(I'll never fall in love)