I'll Sue Ya Lyrics

I sued Taco Bell
'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas
And I got fat!I sued Panasonic
They never said I shouldn't use their microwave
To dry off my catHuh, I sued Earthlink
'Cause I called them up
N' they had the nerve to put me on holdI sued Starbucks
'Cause I spilled a Frappucino in my lap
And brrr, it was cold!I sued Toys'R'Us
'Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball
And nearly choked to deathUgh, I sued PetCo
'Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter
And now I got bad breath!I sued Coca-Cola, yo
'Cause I put my finger down in a bottle
And it got stuck!I sued Delta Airlines
'Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey
I went there, and it sucked!Yeah!!!If you stand me up on a date
If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds lateI'm gonna sue, sue

Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah I might even sue you!Ugh!!I sued Duracell
They never told me not to shove that double-A
Right up my noseI sued Home Depot
'Cause they sold me a hammer
Which they knew I might drop on my toesI sued Dell Computers
'Cause I took a bath with my laptop
Now it doesn't workI sued Fruit of the Loom
'Cause when I wear their tightie-whities on my head
I look like a jerkI sued Verizon
'Cause I get all depressed
everytime my cell phone is roamingI sued Colorado
'Cause you know, I think it looks a little bit too much
Like WyomingI sued Neiman Marcus
'Cause they put up their Christmas decorations
Way out of seasonI sued Ben Affleck
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Aw, do I even need a reason?Ugh!If I sprain my ankle
While I'm robbing your placeIf I hurt my knuckles
When I punch you in the faceI'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, that's right I'm gonna sue youUgh!
Ugh!
Ugh!I'll sue ya!
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funnyI'll sue ya!
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funnyI'll sue ya!
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funnyI'll sue ya!
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funnyI'll sue ya!
Ha-ha ha ha-haa
I'll sue ya!
What'chall think of that?I'll sue ya!
Ha-ha ha ha-haa
Boo ya!
I'll sue ya!Ugh!