In Real Life There Is No Algebra Lyrics

I'm waging war against me
I'm trying to free my mind, you see
I think I am quite insane
Trying to find my reptile brain
But then I'm gonna nuke it
Then I'm gonna send the motherfucker flying...
byebye brain...I looked into the eyes of an idiot
and in him I saw myself
People walking by,
disgusted faces at a distance
They seem to think they're better,
Man you know that is a liebut it's hard to see a peer in one with
whom you can't identifyI gazed into the eyes of the madman
and I saw, and I saw, and I saw myself
All these little things we do, our way of life,
We're babies, repeating everything we see,
stem-celled from TVLooking back I wonder if it was just a huge
lack of discipline

That stopped me from ever learning algebra
Maybe I'm just too dumb
(monkey see, monkey do)I've found my sole purpose
I need to evolve, and fast
when we talk, if I nod off
smack my face, I won't be cross
Teach me as you would a
Teach me as you would a dogstrapped to my lazy-chair
sitting in the living room where
I watch Discovery all day long
Evolving as I sing this song:
I'm a Modern Einstein,
I'm a Modern Einstein
I'm a Modern Einstein,
I'm a Modern Einstein
I'm a Modern Einstein,
I'm a Modern Einstein