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Now let's take a trip down memory lane
Back to junior high school where it all began
Three bad little kids raising hell at school
We were just thirteen straight acting a foolEveryday after class Kiv's house was the spot
Making crazy prank calls hoping not to get caught
Best friends, blood brothers, yo we one and the same
Till one faithful after when everything changedOne day playing punch out up in Kiv's room
The house started shaking and we heard a kaboom
Looked out the back window, saw a pillar of smoke
Yo, your backyard is smashed, man, this isn't a joke
Yo, let's go check this out man, oh I bet, let's goAll the smoke and debris led us straight to the basement
Yo, what the hell is that? Man, it looks like a spaceship
We all ran for cover, as the hatch opened wide
And a little green dude stepped out from insideHe said, I'm from Mars and I come in peace
I have something to ask and it's not discrete
There's a mutated strain in our DNA helix
And you three kids are the ones who can heal itBut we're just thirteen man, what can we do?
How should I put this? I think we should screw, what?

On my home planet, we can no longer breed
I've been sent to self-precept so we can store your seed
Storing our seed, yo I think he means sex
Man, I'm a virgin, we all are betI'm just gonna lie here and close my eyes
Ah, what should we do? Now it's spreading its thighs
You'll be heroes in my planet, but why us three?
You're the chosen ones, you'll just have to trust meYo, should we do it? man I don't know
To I say we put it to a vote, all in favor say I, I
Okay we're in, cool, who should go first?
I have three depositories to capture your burst
Wait, so at the same time? Yeah that's what I was thinking
Here's some wine coolers, let's get you boys drinkingWe pouted the drink and started getting tipsy
Then took our positions and started getting frisky
One in the front and two in the back
Had him locked up like a Chinese finger trapKeep humping away, my wife and family thank you
I'm about to explode, yo son me too
Three way climax, best friends forever
What a pleasure to lost our virginities together, yeahAndy, Jorma, Akiv, you've saved my race
Your reward is one wish, then I'll go back to space
We looked at each other, didn't have to talk
Knew exactly what we wanted before he took offMr. Alien sir, for what it's worth
We wanna be the greatest fake MCs on earth
Your wish is granted and thanks again
I may have saved my planet but I'm losing three friend
What happened today was both incredible and bad
Therefore your name is IncredibadIncredibad, Incredibad, Incredibad
Surprise everyone

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The Lonely Island is a comedy rap group consisting of filmmakers Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone, and Andy Samberg (aka The Dudes). The group was originally formed in Berkeley, California - in 2001 - but they now reside in New York City. They write, produce, and are featured in the "SNL Digital Shorts" on Saturday Night Live (Samberg is a current cast member, Taccone and Schaffer are writers) most notably "Lazy Sunday," "Dick In A Box" featuring Justin Timberlake, "Jizz In My Pants, "I Just Had Sex" featuring Akon, and "I'm On A Boat" featuring T-Pain. In August 2007, "Hot Rod" was released, which was co-written by the Dudes (with Pam Brady) and directed by Akiva.
It co-starred Andy, Jorma and fellow SNL-ers Bill Hader and Chris Parnell, among others.

On February 10, 2009 the Lonely Island's debut record "Incredibad" was released. It includes most of the SNL Digital Shorts as well as new songs featuring E-40, Julian Casablancas, Beck, Jack Black, and Norah Jones.

On their YouTube channel, The Lonely Island announced an upcoming album on October 28, 2010, which would be released in the spring of 2011. On December 18, 2010, the SNL Digital Short was the official music video of "I Just Had Sex" (featuring Akon), the first single off the album.

On January 29, 2011, the group debuted "The Creep" featuring Nicki Minaj and a cameo by filmmaker John Waters, on SNL and YouTube. On March 15, 2011, Direct Current Music reported that the album would be named Turtleneck & Chain and would be released on May 10, 2011. On April 1, 2011, The Lonely Island appeared as guests on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, where they premiered the lead track, "We're Back!", as well as the new album cover. On April 19, 2011, the group released "Motherlover" featuring Justin Timberlake as the fourth single from the album. This song was last featured on season 34 of SNL.

The group held a fundraiser to promote their new album on April 16, 2011. This event was at Amoeba Music in Berkeley, California. There were only 250 tickets available, and the only way to obtain a ticket was to preorder their album. They hosted a Q&Asession and an autograph session. Shortly after, "Motherlover" was released on iTunes. On May 7, they released a new track, "Jack Sparrow", featuring Michael Bolton. Turtleneck & Chain was both Emmy and Grammy nominated (for Best Comedy Album).

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