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Indian Inlaws

They're my Indian in-laws

Came to visit me and my squaw

Been here for a month y'all

I'm 'bout to lose my mindI'm sick and tired of her paw-paw

Eatin' all of my bear claws

While he's watchin' ol' hee-haws

And drinkin' all my wineI'm gonna scalp her maw-maw

Making long distance phone calls

To her friends in Arkansas

Talkin' on my dimeThey're my Indian in-laws

They're drivin' me up the dang wall

Using all of my dental floss

And leave the room smelling badThey moved into my wigwam

God Almighty, they're big bums

They order filet mignons

And stick me with the tabThey're hanging 'round my teepee

Can't wear my Buffalo briefs

Ain't had me no whoopee

Since week for lastThey're my Indian in-laws

Hooked on Ex-Lax and Geritol

Have to run 'em to the shopping mall

Four times a dayEvery single day

Seven days a week

My nerves are about shot

They are worryin' me to deathSittin' there clipping toenails

Chain-smoking them Pell Mells

Wish they'd get them a motel

But they're too cheap to payPretty soon if they don't leave

I'll take a pipe and pop his knee

Like Tanya did Nancy

They're skating on thin iceI'll take my bow and arrow

Pretend I'm shootin' at a sparrow

I might miss and uhh oh

Hit her maw-maw's behindThey're my Indian in-laws

Might be kin to Tim McGraw

But they came to me, naw

Might have to leave my wife'Cause my Indian in-laws

Came to visit me and my squaw

Been here for a month y'all

I'm about to lose my mindOh, one little, two little, three little Indians

Four little, five little, six little Indians

Seven little, eight little, nine little Indians

Ten little Indian in-lawsOh no! Here comes her brother and her other brother

And then there's her sister brought her aunt Essie with her

And she's got two kids and they brought two friends

The whole tribes are comin', couldn't they have just made a reservation

Songwriters

JODY JACKSON, BRUCE BURCH, CLEDUS T. JUDDPublished by

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