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Secretary:
Guys, Michael Bolton is hereAndy:
Oh, great! Send him in.Michael Bolton:
Hey guys.Andy, Akiva & Jorma:
Hi, thanks for coming!Michael Bolton:
Sorry i'm late. I got caught up watching the Pirates of the Carribean Marathon. Have you
seen those things?Andy:
Oh yeah, yeah, those are, those are great.Michael Bolton:
Well, I checked out the track and I loved it. And I wrote you this big sexy hook I think
you're really gonna dig.Andy:
Oh wow, that's great, awesome. You wanna, just lay it down?Michael Bolton:
Boys, let's get to it.Andy (whispering):
Here we go.Andy:
Uh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton (MB: Yeah!)The night starts now.
Together on the track, the boys are back. (The night starts now)
The night starts now. Baby roll with us.
Chicks snapping at the neck when we rollin' up. (MB: Rollin' up)
Blow through the doors, ain't no holdin' up (MB: Yeah!)

Black card at the bar, like i give a fuck. (MB: Come on)Jorma:
Ladies shifty eyed, when we walk into the set.
Fuck the fellas looking jealous, play the back and get wet (MB: Yeah yeah)
Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock.
You either get cut, get stuffed or get shot.Michael Bolton / Chorus:
This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow.
Pirate so brave, on the seven seas. (Andy: What?)
A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga
Raven locks sway.
On the ocean's breeze.Akiva / Verse 2
Yeah, that was kinda weird, but we're back in the club.
Buying up the bar, so the groupies show us love (MB: Kiera Knightly)
Motherfucking iceman, I'm the top gunner.
Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunner (MB: Jack Sparrow)Andy:
Watch it girl, cause I ain't your "Mr. nice guy",
More like the "Meet ya, take you home and fuck you twice guy." (MB: Yeah yeah!)
All dressed up, with nowhere to run.
And now I make you feel crazy with...Michael B / Bridge:
Now back to the good part!Chorus:
From the day he was born, he yearned for adventure. (Andy: No!)
Oh, Captain Jack!
Givin' them what for!
He's the pauper of the surf.
The Jester of Tortuga (Oh god)
From Davy Jones' locker, what lies in store? (Akiva: Yeah, we've seen the movie)Andy:
Throw your hands in the air, and say hell yeah. C'mon (MB: Captain Jack)
What? (MB: Johnny Depp)
No!Jorma:
From the front to the back, say we count stacks, C'mon (MB: Davy Jones)
Nope. (MB: Giant Squid)
Wrong.Akiva:
Michael Bolton, we're really gonna need you to focus up.Michael Bolton:
Roger that, let me try it with another film.(Andy: Wait!)Life is a box of chocolates, and my name is Forrest Gump. (Andy: Not better)
Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed,
I give Jenny all of my love. (Andy: Come on!)Ok then, I'm a legal aide. Erin Brockovich is my name. (TLI: Oh no, oh god.)
Then you can call me Scarface.
Snortin' mountains of cocaine. (Andy: Close enough)You cockroaches wanna play rough? OKAY, I'm reloadedThis is the tale of Tony Montana (This is the tale!)
Cubano flame, with the Miami nuts. (Andy: Take it home!)
Got a basehead wife,
But her womb is polluted
This whole town's a pussy, just waiting to get fucked! (Just waitin' to get fucked!)Andy:
Okay, turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile (MB: You complete me!)
Yup, yeah, okay.

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The Lonely Island is a comedy rap group consisting of filmmakers Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone, and Andy Samberg (aka The Dudes). The group was originally formed in Berkeley, California - in 2001 - but they now reside in New York City. They write, produce, and are featured in the "SNL Digital Shorts" on Saturday Night Live (Samberg is a current cast member, Taccone and Schaffer are writers) most notably "Lazy Sunday," "Dick In A Box" featuring Justin Timberlake, "Jizz In My Pants, "I Just Had Sex" featuring Akon, and "I'm On A Boat" featuring T-Pain. In August 2007, "Hot Rod" was released, which was co-written by the Dudes (with Pam Brady) and directed by Akiva.
It co-starred Andy, Jorma and fellow SNL-ers Bill Hader and Chris Parnell, among others.

On February 10, 2009 the Lonely Island's debut record "Incredibad" was released. It includes most of the SNL Digital Shorts as well as new songs featuring E-40, Julian Casablancas, Beck, Jack Black, and Norah Jones.

On their YouTube channel, The Lonely Island announced an upcoming album on October 28, 2010, which would be released in the spring of 2011. On December 18, 2010, the SNL Digital Short was the official music video of "I Just Had Sex" (featuring Akon), the first single off the album.

On January 29, 2011, the group debuted "The Creep" featuring Nicki Minaj and a cameo by filmmaker John Waters, on SNL and YouTube. On March 15, 2011, Direct Current Music reported that the album would be named Turtleneck & Chain and would be released on May 10, 2011. On April 1, 2011, The Lonely Island appeared as guests on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, where they premiered the lead track, "We're Back!", as well as the new album cover. On April 19, 2011, the group released "Motherlover" featuring Justin Timberlake as the fourth single from the album. This song was last featured on season 34 of SNL.

The group held a fundraiser to promote their new album on April 16, 2011. This event was at Amoeba Music in Berkeley, California. There were only 250 tickets available, and the only way to obtain a ticket was to preorder their album. They hosted a Q&Asession and an autograph session. Shortly after, "Motherlover" was released on iTunes. On May 7, they released a new track, "Jack Sparrow", featuring Michael Bolton. Turtleneck & Chain was both Emmy and Grammy nominated (for Best Comedy Album).

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