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Jamie's Petting Zoo - Guttermouth



     
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Advisory - the following lyrics contain explicit language:
I've had my pet
Since I was nine years old
I loved him and fed him
But one day he attacked
I knew he didn't love me back
So I grabbed him like a football
And punted fifty yardsNow I hate pets
Take yourself to the vet
Now I hate pets
Dolphins trapped in little nets

Now I hate pets
You little fucking
Screaming shit-bag
I should of let your mother
Eat you, little fuckerSo I got a little birdy
And I trained it everyday
He knew 1000 words
But then he flew away
But then I got him back
The fucker wouldn't shut his trap
So I took him to the bathroom
And rubbed his beak in shitNow I hate pets
Spotted owls in their nests
Now I hate pets
Bagged a deer and made a vest
Now I hate pets
Birds and bees and bears and bison
Pigs and parrots and pandas
I fucking hate them all!!!I was walking through the park
When a snake peered from his hole
A perfect opportunity
To take the bastard home
I chopped his fucking head off
With my handy garden hoe
And made a lovely hat-band
For my redneck cousin Bo, heee-haaw!Now I hate pets
10,000 volts to the chest
Now I hate pets
Fed my cat some cigarettes
Now I hate pets
You little fucking
Screaming shit-bag
bastard
Fuck you, you
Fucking pig-shit licker, fuck!!!!!!

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Guttermouth is an American skate punk band formed in 1988 in Huntington Beach, California, USA and currently recording for Volcom Entertainment. They have released nine full-length studio albums and two live albums and have toured extensively, including performances on the Vans Warped Tour. They are infamous for their outrageous lyrics and behavior which are deliberately explicit, offensive and intended to shock, though usually in a humorous and sarcastic manner.

Read more about Guttermouth on Last.fm.


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