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Jeannie's Got a Problem With Her Uterus - Screeching Weasel



     
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(Weasel)
Jeannie's having problems with her ovaries she's got trouble with her tubes
if you go past her vagina and her cervix you will find a completely empty
room because Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus her uterus is useless
her physician has injected fluids in her private parts but she just won't
believe that the efforts to eradicate her female trouble will cause her to
conceive no simple yeast or bladder infection could compare to the pain
that Jeannie's going through this year her husband's sperm was studied and
swiftly passed the test now Jeannie's operation must commence artificial
insemination can't fertilize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs Jeannie isn't

ovulating even though she took all the proper pills Jeannie wants a baby but
she cannot pay the giant doctor bills

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Screeching Weasel is an American punk band from Chicago, Illinois. They were formed in 1986 by Ben Weasel (aka Ben Foster who also used to be a columnist for the punk fanzine Maximum Rocknroll) and John Jughead (aka John Pierson). The band gained prominence in the early 1990s after signing to East Bay punk label, Lookout! Records and are cited to be a major influence over many bands playing that style of punk music.

Read more about Screeching Weasel on Last.fm.


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