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Jesus Got Wood

You like to get hammered

You like to get nailed

But the dude on the cross he's the boss

Baby you're gonna get impaled cuz

Jesus got wood

Like you knew he would

He makes Mike Holmes look like a sissy

Don't need no Black & Decker tools

He's the son of man got divine hands

HGTV is for fools cuz

Jesus got wood

Like a carpenter would

He'll do a custom renovation

A real soul kitchen job

No need for consultation

Dude, he's the son of God!

So fuck the Home Depot

And fuck Rona too

Jesus Christ builds with pride

His cribs got many rooms so get inside

Jesus got wood

Like a Messiah should

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Lyrics submitted by ritalin boy.

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