Jesus Got Wood Lyrics

You like to get hammered
You like to get nailed
But the dude on the cross he's the boss
Baby you're gonna get impaled cuz
Jesus got wood
Like you knew he would
He makes Mike Holmes look like a sissy
Don't need no Black & Decker tools
He's the son of man got divine hands
HGTV is for fools cuz
Jesus got wood
Like a carpenter would
He'll do a custom renovation
A real soul kitchen job

No need for consultation
Dude, he's the son of God!
So fuck the Home Depot
And fuck Rona too
Jesus Christ builds with pride
His cribs got many rooms so get inside
Jesus got wood
Like a Messiah should
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Lyrics submitted by ritalin boy.