Pokemon's a silly faze
Barney's now just purple haze
The Power Rangers lost their will to fightYeah the pigs in space, they rule the sky
And Oscar's still a grouchy guy
And Animal is looking dyno-miteOh Jim Henson's dead and gone
But his muppets will live on
And Kermit's still hot, 'cause it's still not
Easy being, greenBert is mad 'cause Ernie can't hear
With a banana in his ear
They must learn how to cooperateYeah The Count is counting One Two Three
And no one laughs at poor Fozzie
And Scooter's pissed 'cause Raulf is always lateOh Jim Henson's dead and gone
But his muppets will live on
And Kermit's still hot, 'cause it's still not
Easy being 1 2 3 4 5, 6 7 8 9 10, 11, 12Now Miss Piggy's just a big slab of pork
To the Swedish Chef who says "Mmm, pork pork pork"
And Cookie Monster wants another, biteYeah and Big Bird well he just can't see
Why the two old guys in the balcony
Think Snufalufagus is out of, siteOh Jim Henson's dead and gone
But his muppets will live on
And Kermit's still hot, 'cause it's still not
Easy being, greenOh Jim Henson's dead and gone
But his muppets will live on
And Kermit's still hot, 'cause it's still not
Easy being, greenEasy being green, no