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Kill A Kitten

When the game of life makes you feel like quittin',

It helps a lot if you kill a kitten

Mark my words, cause from where I'm sittin,

You can't go wrong if you kill a kitten.

There's no crime that you'll be commitin'

I know the law, you can kill a kitten.

If you need yarn for that scarf you're knittin'

Youll get plenty when you kill a kitten

Feed it turpentine, or break its spine,

Crush it with your shoe, as long as you...

Kill a kitten

If the one you love isn't quite as smitten,

She'll like you better when you kill a kitten

To quote the bible, cause that's where it's written

If yee loveth Jesus, yee must kill a kitten

Flush it down the can, hit it with your van,

Throw it at a train, make it snort cocaine

Drown it in a lake, bake a kitty cake

Stick some TNT up its cat booty

Do what you must do, as long as you...

Kill a kitten

Killing kittens isn't easy,

And if the thought makes you feel queasy,

Grab a pitchfork from the shed,

And kill a puppydog instead!

Kill a kitten, kill a kitten, for a mitten

Kill a kitten (4x)

Kill....

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