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Kris Kringle Was a Car Thief - Wesley Willis



     
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Advisory - the following lyrics contain explicit language:
Once upon a time Kris Kringle stole a beat up Maverick parked behind my house
He used a screwdriver to jimmy the lock
After that he jumped into the stolen car and started up the motor
He drove away the stolen car in hot pursuitKris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle was a car thiefKris Kringle sped down West Fullerton Avenue looking for hookers
He was firewalling the throttle
When the Chicago police officers spotted the stolen

Maverick as it soon passed them they turned on their sirens
Then they went after the beat up stolen MaverickKris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle was a car thiefThe police pulled Kris Kringle over
Kris Kringle tried to escape from the police
He was arrested for auto theft
He was whisked away to jailKris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle was a car thief
Kris Kringle was a car thief
Kris Kringle was a car thief
Kris Kringle was a car thiefRock over London, rock on Chicago
Mitsubishi - the word is getting around

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Wesley Willis (May 31, 1963 – August 21, 2003) was a 6-foot-6-inch tall, 350 lb. African-American musician from Chicago, Illinois and a diagnosed schizophrenic who gained a rather large underground following in the 1990s after releasing several hundred songs of bizarre and simplistic music which became internet phenomena during the early days of P2P file sharing. Willis and his siblings spent most of their childhoods in various foster homes.

Read more about Wesley Willis on Last.fm.


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