Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch Lyrics

Cartman: You guys, this is all Kyle's mom's fault.
Kyle: Shut up Carman!
Cartman: Kyle's mom is the one that started that damn club all because she's a big fat stupid b-Kyle: Don't say it Cartman!Cartman: WEEEEELLLLLKyle: Don't do it Cartman!cartman: WEEELLLLLLKyle: I'm warning you!Cartman: Ok okKyle: I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a-Cartman: WEEELL Kyle mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girlsKyle: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CARTMAN!Cartman: On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different she's a super king kamaya-maya bee-atch!Cartman: Come on you all know the words!Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!Cartman: Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit somethin' like this(chinese kids)
(french kids)
(dutch kids)
(african kids)Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch(crowd:gasp)Cartman: bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's stupid bitchStan: Uhh CartmanCartman: Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
I really mean it Kyle's mom
She's a big fat stinky bitch!
Big old fat fucking bitch!
Kyle's mom, yeah! chaaa!