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La Aguacatona Lyrics


Aguanta el pichn, guarda la trompeta
Tranquiliza la bragueta
Que esa si que tiene teta
A lo Catherine Zeta, con estilito
Aunque un poco seca
Nadie la reta, ella es toda una metaComo un trofeo en pista-y-campo
Como un salto a lo alto
Como un homerun bien largo
Detrs de ella va un fan club de palgosY ella menea, y mi pichn pistonea
Hay que pensar en cosas feas
Pa' que no haya peleaCon su nalgaje de alto voltaje
Y su trajecito encaje
Ella es la aguacatona
Es de lo mamona
Con su estilito Europeo de RomaRegando to' el aroma por el lobby
Yo la vi, como bizco la vi
Y me acerque en la disco
Guilla'o de Sisqo

Y me tire como si fuera un risco"Mira, andas sola?"
Hay luna llena, quieres ser mi loba?"
Tengo un bulova y ando en una limo!
Por dentro huele a pino!
No tengas miedo, soy un tipo fino!Yo bailo lo que sea!
Es mas, me tiro el split chino!
Te asusto lo del chino?
No te pongas histrica!
Yo bailo como Chayanne en
"Fiesta En Amrica", entonces!""Ay, nene, cllate!
Evita el roce!"Diablo, esto se fue de foul ball
Es ms, por la va del ponche
Me han tira'o con un rocket launcher(Con un poco de blush, agarro el touch!)
(Y a los nenes les doy flush!)
(chate pa' atrs, que mi falda tiene espinas!)
(Mi negrito, yo no soy tu china!)(Con un poco de blush, agarro el touch!)
(Y a los nenes les doy flush!)
(chate pa' atrs, que mi falda tiene espinas!)
(Mi negrito, yo no soy tu china!)Okay, me quede pega'o en la pista
La chamaca me salio lista
Pero yo tengo ms ristras
Voy pa' la barra
Dame un shot de ron
Pa' agarrarle el sonQue este cabezn esta que estilla
A cualquier diabla la pilla
Por mi madre que le tiro a las novias
A las casadas, y a las chillasVoy a cien millas sin control
Ahora voy a brillar ms que el Armor-All
Con el autoestima bien alta
Porque la noche es larga
Y si no se va fina, se va palgaMira, mira, mira
Para, socio, suaveson
T vas mas violento que Sylvester Stallone
Baja los niveles de accin, mi hermano
Aqu no hay prisa(Pero es que tengo un queso!)
Mira, Bobby, olvdate de eso
Mira, cuando t entras
T la coges lenta
Te das tres chicles de mentaPa' tumbar el tufo de cigarrillo
Primero, vela que no haya corillo
Que este sola, y si anda con alguien
Pues, te las guillas de pilloTe vas por atrs, por donde esta el cargamento
Listo pa' revolcar el cemente
Pegadito, y lento, no digas nada
Haz buche y traga, que va a empezar la sagaY me solt como si estuviera en casa
Envolvimos nuestras masas
En un salad bar de grasa
La piel embarra' en sudor de salsaElla curndome como toda una enfermera
Estrujando el cuero como los cepeda
Toda una quimera, una diablita mezcla' con bandolera
Estuvimos bailando la noche enteraHasta que me salieron ojeras
Me hizo brujeras la hechicera
Como goldfish en pecera me dejo flotando
Calentando el caldo, directo al mamboSin perder el tiempo, ya t sabes
Lo dulcecito es cuando bajas lento
Soplar tu aliento con olor a mento
Bien guayadito a lo Freddy KentonBueno, pero cuando le voy a hablar
Pa' pedirle el celular
Se logro escapar
Sin yo poderle untar
Mi crema de afeitar
Esto no la hace, pai(Con un poco de blush, agarro el touch!)
(Y a los nenes les doy flush!)
(chate pa' atrs, que mi falda tiene espinas!)
(Mi negrito, yo no soy tu china!)(Con un poco de blush, agarro el touch!)
(Y a los nenes les doy flush!)
(chate pa' atrs, que mi falda tiene espinas!)
(Mi negrito, yo no soy tu china!)

Enjoy the lyrics !!!
Calle 13 is a ten-time Latin Grammy Award nominee and one time Grammy Award-winning hip hop and alternative duo from San Juan, Puerto Rico, formed by stepbrothers René Pérez Joglar (born on February 23, 1978), who calls himself Residente (lead singer, writer) and Eduardo José Cabra Martínez (born on September 10, 1978) who calls himself Visitante (multi-instrumentalist, particularly keyboards, vocals, beat producer) in 2005. Their sister Ileana (aka PG-13) has contributed the female vocals to some of their songs, and so has Residente's mother, Puerto Rican actress Flor Joglar de Gracia (on the single "Tango del Pecado").

Although most people have labeled Calle 13's music as reggaeton, they have tried to distance themselves from the style. Visitante, being a professional musician, tries to fuse diverse styles in the group's songs. Early cuts featured elements from jazz, bossa nova and salsa, while recent songs feature cumbia, tango, electronica and others. In their recent tours around Latin America they have added different musical elements according to the place the band is playing in, yet many of their songs carry the traditional reggaeton "Dem Bow" beat such as in their hit Tango del Pecado and the remix to "Suave".

Singer Residente is reluctant to label their music in a specific genre, instead calling it plain urban style. He has a clear preference of hip hop over traditional reggaeton and both he and his brother justify it by saying that only three songs out of fifteen songs in their eponymous debut album, as well as four out of fifteen songs in their album "Residente o Visitante", feature reggaetón beats.

Residente's lyrical style is inspired partly by the lyrical approach used by artists such as Vico C and Tego Calderón, trying to minimize what they refer to as "clichés" of the genre -such as open confrontations with other rappers, known in Spanish as "tira'era", or tiradera. Residente's trademark, by his own account, is a lyrical style full of sarcasm, satire, parody and shock value, which some critics and fans have likened to Eminem's. It also uses Puerto Rican slang considerably (which in turn incorporates a sizeable dose of Spanglish), as well as allegory.

Residente's distinctive lyrics treat a wide and random variety of subjects. He mentions (and sometimes derides) celebrities and known icons such as Diddy in the song "Pi-Di-Di-Di (La Especialidad de la Casa)" ("The Specialty of the House"); Mickey Mouse, Red Man, and 2Pac, in "Tengo Hambre" ("I'm Hungry"); 50 Cent in "La Crema" ("The Cream"); Madonna ("I mean, Maradona", Residente says) in "Sin Exagerar"; Puerto Rican singer Nydia Caro (rather affectionately) in "La Era de la Copiaera", wrestler Abdullah the Butcher in Tributo a la Policía ("A Tribute to Police"), and most controversially, his diss track aimed at the Federal Bureau of Investigation in Querido F.B.I. ("Dear F.B.I."). The song "A Limpiar El Sucio" ("Cleaning Up The Dirt") is rumored to be a veiled (some say direct) attack on Puerto Rican entertainment journalist Milly Cangiano.

Visitante, on the other hand, is strongly influenced by electronica, world music, and particularly latin american folk and popular music. Recently, Visitante has claimed to be influenced by music from Central Europe such as Fanfare Ciocarlia (particularly its collaboration with Roma band Kaloome, also known as "The Gypsy Kings and Queens") and Emir Kusturica's group, "The No Smoking Orchestra". In live presentations, Visitante can be seen playing a variety of instruments: an electric guitar, synthesizers, an accordion, a melodica, a Puerto Rican cuatro and a theremin.

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