Lie Detector - Sleeper

Lie Detector Lyrics

She's a movie star arrangement
Got a touch of bergman to her face
She wears suits and buys him flowers
Smokes his cigarettes and bakes him cakesHe says uh oh I love you
But I'm not sure I trust you
You seem strange to meShe's got green eyes and she's lovely
Reminds me of the 'it' girl with her lips
Got an automatic license
Reads all dostoievsky's household tipsHe says uh oh I love you
But I'm not sure I trust you
You seem strange to meHow come everyone suspects her
Attach her to a lie detector
Watch a thousand housewives fizz and burn
And every time she answers yes
The needles on his polygraph test
Just go round in circles like his brainShe's got long hair but she's ugly
Got a touch of einstein to her brain
She wears fat clothes but she's cunning

People say she's easy all the sameHe says uh oh I love you
But I'm not sure I trust you
You seem strange to meIt took a thousand cliches just to scold her
Took a man from stepford and a tape recorder
Got his ego broken so crestfallen
You made a start you made us laugh
Stop it you're a grown man baby
It's just that your head's no good