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When I'm sittin' on a toilet in a house that I don't know
Lookin' all around me where'd the toilet paper go
Feelin' real uneasy, feelin' real uncertain
Gotta wipe my ass again with a plastic shower curtainIt's those little things, those itty-bitty things
It's those little things like that, that piss me offWhen I pick up on a woman, I take her home to bed
She takes her clothes off gets on her knees and
I ask her what her name was told me it was Venus
Well, I reach down between her legsOh good Lord, it's those little things, those itty-bitty things
That woman had a big thing it ain't no little thing, it pissed me offShe had a dick and can't you understand that?
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Rodney Carrington (October 19, 1968 in Longview, Texas) is an American stand-up comic and comic country musician. He was the star of the ABC television sitcom Rodney. Rodney is best known for his acoustic song called "A Letter to My Penis" (sometimes called "Dear, Penis"). Rodney Carrington is a frequent guest on the Bob and Tom show. Some may know him for his song featured on the Bob & Tom show called "Titties and Beer", and "That Awful Day". His numerous albums and stand up performances are often formatted for adult content.


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