Love Song

If I had a hammer, I'd build a house for two.

And if I had a sailing ship, I'd take a trip with you.

And if I had a poets hand, I'd write a verse for thee.

And if I had the painter's touch, on canvas you'd be.But I don't have a hammer

And I dont have a ship

So I can't build your house

And we can't take a tripAnd I'll never be a poet

Nor have the painter's grace

So I'll never write your verse

Nor immortalize your faceAnd also I have herpes...