Maiden Lyrics

Dogs are barking, birds are chirping
The only thing better if I was squirting
But there's no one here to love on me todayFor the maiden's on holiday
For the maiden's on holidayI'm a sorry, sorry knight in a horrible castle
Hoping to avoid certain societal hassles
And I know what they say, but I ain't made of clayFor the maiden's on holiday
Yeah, the maiden's on holidayI ain't nothing but chivalrous
Ain't never been nothing nasty between us
She knows where she stands on the heart of a broken manShe's gonna be bad no matter what
So I might as well go on ahead and act like a butt
Any ol' way, yeah, I'm still gonna payFor the maiden's on holiday
Yeah, the maiden's on holiday
Songwriters
VIC CHESTNUTPublished by
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