Mammy - 4Dbling

Mammy Lyrics

Alright I wasn't going to do this because I'm usually nice,
but she actually put this on herself because she actually came at me,
so you gotta do what you gotta do, so don't blame me.
I'm not being mean. Yeah. Yo.
By now you must know about the beast named Mammy,
the one robbing trick-or-treaters just for candy.
They call her Pizza Face, pepperoni and cheese under her armpits
and grease on her sleeves.
This all started when me and Johnny Slosher were sitting in Spanish class
trying to conjure up a name that would fit this horrible beast.
It was plain to see from the way she finished her feast.
She got a stomp that will break, that will shake the ground
as she swallows a chocolate bar and washes it down.
Ryan Anderson, Johnny, we all witness horror.
With one bite, she ate a whole baby plus a quarter.

She's the type of girl you don't leave with a chicken.
How you think her dad lost his hand on Thanksgiving?
And when she eats a plate of food, she literally eats the plate and the food.
She eats considerably enough food to feed the whole world for a day.
She drinks grease out of the cup for foreplay.
Mammy will beat you, eat you, best believe it.
She's too fat for Scott Dolan, just try and conceive it.
Mammy Mama Jama slaps a beef and ham.
Mammy people ask, could she possibly be a man?
Mammy grams of meat are killed a day to feed her hunger.
Mammy people ask why her family's skinny, duh.
We ain't laughing at your jokes, Mammy, just face it.
The only thing we're laughing at is how big your waist is.
You bring a new meaning to the west and east side.
Cause your back's so fat, gotta east and west side.
You like french fries, you musta get to that size.
You sit on two chairs like those two movie guys.
Most thieves hold up banks, yo, not buffets.
The salad bar's the only bar that's gonna be okay.
Mammy don't take her lightly, she will growl, she will roar.
Enough to even take Casey Jordan to the floor.
And that's crazy, and yeah, just a little bit scary.
The way she eats a pig is ironic enough to scare me.
Get it? She eats a pig. Yeah, I do. It's ironic. Yeah, I see.
All right, shut up. It's Mammy.
Shout outs to everyone that knows about, let's see, Johnny Slosher and Ryan Anders.
And like everybody that was involved in that whole thing.
Cause that was probably the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Lyrics Submitted by Mai