Mash - Pig with the Face of a Boy

Mash Lyrics

Mash! (Mash Mash Mash Mash)
Oh it is ready in a flash (Flash flash flash flash)
Just peel, and chop, and boil
No there's no need for any oil
so put the extra virgin down; believe me this is no hash brown.
It's Mash! (Mash mash mash mash)
A wondrous way to spend your cash (cash cash cash cash)
If you're feeling flush and posh
then use a parsnip, pumpkin, swede or squash.
Though frozen mash is cheap, you'll find
it tastes a bit like people's feet.
It's Mash! (Mash mash mash mash)
And you can rub it on a rash (rash rash rash rash)
Don't tell the family doctor.
Or he will mock 'ya. He'll say:
"Potatoes on the NHS will only cause a Tory stress!"

It's Mash! (Mash mash mash mash)
Don't get it stuck in your moustache (Tache tache tache tache)
I know it sounds a little weird, but
I have seen a spud-filled beard
And every orphan in the town
would smack his lips and wolf it down
and though they gave the man a crown
he changed his ways and made them drown in
Mash mash mash mash Mash mash mash Mash Mash!