Me & The Minibar Lyrics

Bring two prefix dinners up
Ill unwrap the plastic cups
It's just us, my love
It's just us, my loveI will make the room up nice
Put your insides all on ice
It was real, true love
It was real, true loveClose all the windows
Put signs on the handles
And strip down to my dun, dun, duns
You have gone so far
You have gone so farAnd tonight
Its just me and the minibarCandles from the Walmart that
Every city's got to have
That I bought last night
That I bought last nightI was so excited to
Do such normal things with you
When you left last night
With your toothbrush dryNo such details will spoil my plan

That is the kind of girl I am
Ha, ha, haCan you hear Room 318?
Man, they're really happening
They're a wild bunch
They're a wild bunchBut if they just knew
What my night was coming to
God, would they vomit and run?
You have gone so far
You have gone too farSo tonight
It's just me and the minibarNobody else
And I sing at the top of my lungs
Happy birthday us
Happy birthday us