Michigan Militia Lyrics

I like to keep it in the refrigerator
Keeps the powder dry, and the action quicker
Let me be your American Gladiator
Find enclosed an adhesive N.R.A. stickerA letter to you from where I been holed up
In this bucolic, agrarian compound
One step ahead just ahead
Of the government bloodhoundThe gas is off, it's a national showdown
But sure wish that I could visit you, my sweet betrothed
In a couple a' days we'll all be free, or we'll be deadHappy Birthday, Trisha
I'm in the Michigan Militia
Happy Birthday, Trisha
I'm in the Michigan MilitiaI'm fencing off this little piece of heaven
Cross the line and you're electrocuted
Polishing up my AK 47
It's a constitutional right, can't be refutedGot us on TV and makin' us look stupid
Shot of me flippin' my lid
At that mutt reporter
A classic case of race dilutionHouston, what is the problem?

Fighting for you, and a blue-eyed Jesus
America first, the rest get the pieces
Na, na, na, naHappy Birthday, Trisha
I'm in the Michigan Militia
Happy Birthday, Trisha
I'm in the Michigan MilitiaFighting for your honor
Like would any Afrikaner
Happy Birthday, Trisha
I'm in the Michigan MilitiaOur numbers are strong, and it won't be long 'til I can tell you, Trisha
That we won, you'll be ecstatic, just like that night you told me
Up in the attic that was your wish again to be back
In a purified Michigan, down on, down on the farmWell, that's my wish again to be back in MichiganHappy Birthday, Trisha
I'm in the Michigan Militia
Happy Birthday, Trisha
I'm in the Michigan MilitiaI hope you like the double barrel
I think it goes with your apparel
Happy Birthday, Trisha
I'm in the Michigan MilitiaI like to keep it in the refrigerator