Mid-Life Crisis Lyrics

Go on and wring my neck
Like when a rag gets wet
A little discipline
For my pet geniusMy head is like a lettuce
Go on and dig your thumbs in
I cannot stop giving
I'm thirty-somethingSense of security
Like pockets jingling
Midlife crisis
Suck ingenuityDown through the family tree
You're perfect, yes, it's true
But without me you're only you
Your menstruating heart
It ain't bleedin' enough for twoIt's a midlife crisis
It's a midlife crisis
What an inheritance
The salt and the kleenexMorbid self attention
Bending my pinky back

A little discipline
A donor by habitA little discipline
Rent an opinion
Sense of security
Holding blunt instrumentMidlife crisis
I'm a perfectionist
And perfect is a skinned knee
You're perfect, yes, it's true
But without me you're only youYour menstruating heart
It ain't bleeding enough for two(Yeah)It's a midlife crisis
It's a midlife crisisYou're perfect, yes, it's true (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) but without me you're only you (go on and wring my neck)
Your menstruating heart (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) it ain't bleedin' enough for twoYou're perfect, yes, it's true (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) but without me you're only you (go on and wring my neck) (you're only you)
Your menstruating heart (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) it ain't bleedin' enough for twoYou're perfect, yes, it's true (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) but without me you're only you (go on and wring my neck) (you're only you)
Your menstruating heart (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) it ain't bleedin' enough for twoYou're perfect, yes, it's true (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) but without me you're only you (go on and wring my neck)Your menstruating heart (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) it ain't bleedin' enough for two
Songwriters
BILL GOULD, JIM B. MARTIN, MICHAEL ALLEN PATTON, MICHAEL ANDREW BORDIN, RODDY CHRISTOPHER BOTTUMPublished by
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